I used to think I had no talents at all but I realized something today I do! I can hurt my self anywhere you could put me in a padded…

Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed in Tokyo and Osaka and the like. And he warned…

So we have been collecting phone numbers and email addresses from a lot of the chicks here in the clubs. ‘Course, the only problem is I don’t have a Japanese…