Well, long distance relationships don’t work… Its just a fact of life; I’ve tried and failed several times over my years. Yet as I say this, I am ending one…

I can’t believe it. All these women here treat us like mother fucker celebrities. These girls, they all just want our nuts. And probably our money come to think of…

The subject about says it all but at the same time it says nothing about what has really transpired during our final days in Tokyo. I mean where do I…

As I knew it would, I received lots of mixed feedback about my earlier blog entry, LBFM Vs OOSM, and I just wanted to clarify things a little, so as…

Some of you may have heard me mention the acronym LBFMPBFR (“Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered By Fish & Rice”) prior to my departure, a term I was introduced to…

So we have been collecting phone numbers and email addresses from a lot of the chicks here in the clubs. ‘Course, the only problem is I don’t have a Japanese…

Wow, I don’t even know what to say. First off we fucking made it to Tokyo! I can’t believe that in and of itself! Fuck you Officer Tim ha ha!…

o we finally made it here got off at a random stop in Shibuya early made the call got the code but when we got to our Tokyo apartment we…

Okay, many of you have already told me what you want, but if you haven’t yet, time is running out… This is your last call! Shoot me an email or…

I Am Heading Off To Japan In Less Than 48 Hours! Well, guys, the time is finally drawing near. I am rushing to not only get this site up and…